Updated status titles

main.py

@@ -32,9 +32,9 @@ def get_result():
             if total_services == services_up:
                 # if so, return a success object
                 returnResponse["style"] = "is-success"
-                returnResponse["title"] = "All good in the hood boss"
+                returnResponse["title"] = "Everything is up and running"
                 returnResponse["content"] = (
-                    "<b>%s / %s Services showing as online. Check <a href=%s target=_blank>here</a> for more info. </br> <p>"
+                    "<b>Online %s / %s. Check <a href=%s target=_blank>here</a> for more info. </br> <p>"
                     % (services_up, total_services, statping_endpoint)
                 )
 
@@ -42,14 +42,14 @@ def get_result():
             else:
                 # return a numpty message
                 returnResponse["style"] = "is-danger"
-                returnResponse["title"] = "Halp"
+                returnResponse["title"] = "Service disruption"
                 # need to build the return message to include the failures as a formatted list
                 numptyList = "<ul>"
                 for i in failure_list:
                     numptyList += "<li>" + i + "</li>"
                 numptyList += "</ul>"
                 returnResponse["content"] = (
-                    "<b>%s / %s Services showing as online. Check <a href=%s target=_blank>here</a> for more info. </br> <p> <br>Here are the numpties that are letting the side down:</br> %s"
+                    "<b>Online %s / %s. Check <a href=%s target=_blank>here</a> for more info. </br> <p> <br>These are reported down:</br> %s"
                     % (services_up, total_services, numptyList, statping_endpoint)
                 )
 
@@ -57,8 +57,8 @@ def get_result():
 
     except:
         returnResponse["style"] = "is-danger"
-        returnResponse["title"] = "I have the sads"
-        returnResponse["content"] = "Like, man cannot even holla at Statping."
+        returnResponse["title"] = "Issue with upstream"
+        returnResponse["content"] = "Statping is unreachable, check your endpoint: %s" % statping_endpoint
 
         return returnResponse